I was watching a few people PVPing, and it looked fun, and one had no armour and a wooden pickaxe and thus obviously didn't last long.

I had an enchanted diamond sword. Only Smite II, but still. I also had diamond armour. So, I go to the gate. They look at me. I look at them. I run, like a mighty gladiator, yelling "DIE DIE DIE".

I get in the arena and bish bash *I AM DEAD WHAT?*


PVP Protip: put your armour on before entering the arena.

But I will practice and I will be back.


(I am also comically bad at spleef.)

Lol that was me who killed you. :p
and told you that you forgot to put your armour on.

I thought "oho, they're all distracted killing each other, I stand a good chance here."

BAMN. It was pretty funny.

Next time, victory will be MINE. :-)

Hai, thanks for the advice! *trollface*